What the HELL is this??? I can only imagine Patricia Arquette has no mirrors in her house and gets fashion advice from a 3-year old. (What am I saying, most 3-year olds have better fashion sense than this!)
Patricia wore this fashion f-up to a Radiohead concert earlier this week. Since no one, obviously, was honest with her when she asked, “How do I look?”, let me be honest.
Overall, the clothing itself ain’t so bad. It’s the accessories that absolutely make this outfit a fashion disaster! Starting from the head down….
The hat: Ummm…..I guess if you were a dude and going to an Indiana Jones movie it would be acceptable. But you’re not, therefore, lose the hat. I’m confident the braids you’ve hidden underneath the hat would look much better exposed. Kinda cute actually. Wait….are those feathers at the end of the braids? I’m not even gonna go there. Lose the feathers. Period.
The jewelry: Turquoise jewelry can be really sharp if worn correctly. These are not. Change the necklace and the bracelet. Or at least the color. If these items were red or white, or perhaps even black, it would accentuate nicely. I can only imagine the jewelry was worn to tie in the boots.
The boots: Ah yes, the boots. Are those turquoise and mango color? With eagles or some kind of bird? I guess that since she has birds on her tunic, she figured the birds on her boots would match? What?? What ever made her think these looked good? They’re all wrong. Although, they do match the jewelry. I’ll give her that.
I’m gonna give her a break on the striped blanket/throw she has thrown over her shoulder. Let’s assume it was chilly or the seats weren’t padded…….uh huh, okay.
The purse isn’t bad either, but at this point I’m wondering why she didn’t match the purse with the rest of her accessories. Or vice versa would have been better.
Perhaps “Medium” fans should send Patricia a full-length mirror or, better yet, cash donations to fund a personal fashion consultant for her.
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Posted: August 27th, 2008 under DivaGossip.
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